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The Worst

movie2  Who doesn’t love a great movie? I mean, you sit down, get sucked into an amazing plot that allows you to forget the outside world for a little while, and relax. Buttery popcorn? Check. Recliner or sofa? Check. Raisinets or Sour Patch Kids? Check. Excellent movie? Womp womp womp…not happening. I’m simply referring to those movies that you either paid for or took the time to enjoy in the privacy of your own home and they were just horrible.

I’ve listed the top ten movies that are the worst movies that I’ve ever encountered. Most of them I sat through painfully and others I had the luxury of turning off. They are not in any particular order because they all are almost equally terrible.

+ Scary Movie 5- Which is what encouraged me to make this list.

+ Scary Movie 4- I wasted ten minutes of my life and I want it back.

+ King Ralph- Thankfully, the awfulness was suppressed, but I do remember leaving the theater very unhappy.

+ Hangover 2- I didn’t like the first one, but I was MADE by SOMEBODY to see this one and I wanted to hang myself right in the theater.

+ Changing Lanes- I didn’t make it past fifteen minutes. I hope it got better, but I didn’t want to chance it.

+ Posse- SMH

+ Vanilla Sky- My face was scrunched the whole time, like WTF and ‘Why am I here?’

+ Soul Plane- I’m glad that I gave Kevin Hart another chance after this, cause I sho grew a strong dislike for him.

+ Not Another Teen Movie- Not funny.

+ Phenomenon- Another ten to fifteen minutes of breath and energy wasted.

What would you add? I KNOW there’s plenty more.