Chris Rock said it best years ago. No man wants to be put in the ‘friends zone.’ Fellas, let me explain a little bit about this infamous friend zone. There are a few ways that you can fall into this category (they are listed in no particular order).
1. You aren’t sexually appealing. Pretty much self-explanatory. If you’re not attractive to her, there’s no other category for you, except for not being in the picture at all.
2. You were bullshitting. Instead of cutting you totally off, you were put on the sidelines for your lack of interest and/or effort (ex. dragging your feet or moving at a snail’s pace). You ought to be glad you’re still somewhat relevant.
3. You have nothing to offer. Women want an upgrade. So if you don’t have anything to bring to the table, then you serve absolutely no purpose.
4. You tried it, but the shit was wack…. .
5. She met someone else who was taken seriously and now they are in a serious relationship.
And last but not least…
6. You are truly a genuine friend. Congrats, you’re not being punished.
Now it could go the same way for the ladies, but fellas, hit me up and let me know. Ladies, did I miss anything?